just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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