My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
This is the high leading the old right now
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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