What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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