Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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