He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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