I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
