Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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