Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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