somebody snuck up and got me drunk
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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