Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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