I'm eating all of the evidence.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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