haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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