Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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