the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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