i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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