I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize