She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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