hell yes lets make some ravioli
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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