Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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