I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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