Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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