"it" just moved
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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