thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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