I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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