i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Dick very happy bro
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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