Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
even my farts smell like vagina
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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