That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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