You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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