I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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