i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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