their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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