What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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