sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Hippo gnu deer
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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