I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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