Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
false alarm, still single
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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