I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just invented taco cereal.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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