I don't think brook has ever known best
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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