she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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