She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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