I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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