Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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