Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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