he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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