Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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