I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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