I just saw a hot homeless man
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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