If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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