What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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