are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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