white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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