what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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