Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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