margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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